"Hiyaaaaa <SURNAME>!

I was searching LinkedIn and found your LinkedIn profile on LinkedIn! I hope this message finds you well in these precedented times!!

I am a Senor Recruiter and have found your profile for my client’s vacancy that only 16 other agencies are recruiting for!

Seeing as you are a <job title> in <wrong location>, I thought you'd like to speak to me about this life-changing opportunity with an award-winning progressive dynamic market leader that pays £competitive + free parking!

I can see that you are the perfect candidate from your experience as a <wrong job title>!!!

This hybrid role allows working from home 2 days a week, with a further 6 in the office!!!!

Contact myself urgently to set up a call on <wrong number>!

If you are not looking for work, do you happen to know anyone that might be interested, or have you walked past someone in the street that looks likely?!?

Honestly, anyone will do at this point, and we offer a £5 Aldi voucher paid 16 months after placing someone you refer to us!!

If you are not looking for work and are instead recruiting for Software Developers, we should talk!!!!!

I have 9 months experience in headhunting and a database of 26 million CVs all specialising in Accountancy.

Warmest hugs!

<SURNAME>

Specialist HR Recruiter!"